{"id":858,"date":"2009-06-09T21:13:17","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T18:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/?p=858"},"modified":"2009-06-09T21:13:17","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T18:13:17","slug":"sorry-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/sorry-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1-hate-my-phone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-859\" title=\"1-hate-my-phone\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1-hate-my-phone.jpg\" alt=\"1-hate-my-phone\" width=\"446\" height=\"804\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1-hate-my-phone.jpg 446w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1-hate-my-phone-166x300.jpg 166w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/2-voodoo-doll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-860\" title=\"2-voodoo-doll\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/2-voodoo-doll.jpg\" alt=\"2-voodoo-doll\" width=\"446\" height=\"644\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/2-voodoo-doll.jpg 446w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/2-voodoo-doll-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/3-phone-suicide.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-861\" title=\"3-phone-suicide\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/3-phone-suicide.jpg\" alt=\"3-phone-suicide\" width=\"446\" height=\"794\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/3-phone-suicide.jpg 446w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/3-phone-suicide-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/4-dont-leave-me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-862\" title=\"4-dont-leave-me\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/4-dont-leave-me.jpg\" alt=\"4-dont-leave-me\" width=\"446\" height=\"546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/4-dont-leave-me.jpg 446w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/4-dont-leave-me-245x300.jpg 245w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a 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size-full wp-image-864\" title=\"6-phone-hospital\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/6-phone-hospital.jpg\" alt=\"6-phone-hospital\" width=\"447\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/6-phone-hospital.jpg 447w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/6-phone-hospital-300x248.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 447px) 100vw, 447px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/7-moral.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-865\" title=\"7-moral\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/7-moral.jpg\" alt=\"7-moral\" width=\"446\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/7-moral.jpg 446w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/7-moral-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly last night, my phone stopped working. I decided to sleep on it, but when I woke up the next day, it was still dis-functional! \ud83d\ude42 So I nostalgically remembered all the times I cursed my phone and wished I could just throw it off the window. I have to admit taking it to the phone hospital gave me a day off burburry-lady phones and the such. But I also have to admit that it felt kind of empty and disconnected without it! Just got it back from the shop&#8211; uh hospital, and it&#8217;s doing much better thank u~! ;Cheers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[348,573,764,817,893,895,1134,1237],"class_list":["post-858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-stories","tag-disconnected","tag-hospital","tag-mobile-phone","tag-nokia","tag-phone","tag-phone-repair","tag-suicide","tag-voodoo-doll"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}