{"id":624,"date":"2009-05-18T02:34:59","date_gmt":"2009-05-17T23:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/?p=624"},"modified":"2009-05-18T02:34:59","modified_gmt":"2009-05-17T23:34:59","slug":"extreme-paranoia-or-lebanon-is-too-small","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/extreme-paranoia-or-lebanon-is-too-small\/","title":{"rendered":"Extreme paranoia (or Lebanon is too small)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-625\" title=\"1-basketball-training\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1-basketball-training.jpg\" alt=\"1-basketball-training\" width=\"447\" height=\"655\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1-basketball-training.jpg 447w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1-basketball-training-204x300.jpg 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 447px) 100vw, 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https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/17-conclusion-300x284.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 447px) 100vw, 447px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-642\" title=\"18-pissed-off\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/18-pissed-off.jpg\" alt=\"18-pissed-off\" width=\"441\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/18-pissed-off.jpg 441w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/18-pissed-off-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So, ladies and gentlemen, that was my mini-adventure of the week-end. The story I just told you is true!! Two thing I have learned: 1- I am NEVER EVER taking another stranger on board&#8230; 2- I am NEVER EVER taking another stranger on board&#8230; And this whole &#8216;guessing your history from your family name&#8217; is a skill I will never get! Wishing you all a lovely week! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[112,213,215,368,371,444,445,675,738,739,1121,1190,1233,1264],"class_list":["post-624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-social-stories","tag-basket-ball-team","tag-car","tag-car-bomb","tag-drive","tag-drop-off","tag-family-history","tag-family-name","tag-lebanon","tag-may-chidiac","tag-maya-zankoul","tag-stranger","tag-toyota-yaris","tag-vitesse","tag-weirdo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}