{"id":4152,"date":"2010-10-04T23:04:38","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T20:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/?p=4152"},"modified":"2012-08-23T11:09:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T08:09:55","slug":"once-upon-a-parking-spot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/once-upon-a-parking-spot\/","title":{"rendered":"Once upon a parking spot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4154\" title=\"1-no-place-to-park\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/1-no-place-to-park.png\" alt=\"I don't have a place to park, beggar sign\" width=\"541\" height=\"493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/1-no-place-to-park.png 541w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/1-no-place-to-park-300x273.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 541px) 100vw, 541px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4155\" title=\"2-help-me-closed-parking\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/2-help-me-closed-parking.png\" alt=\"help me, the place i usually park in has closed.\" width=\"545\" height=\"278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/2-help-me-closed-parking.png 545w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/2-help-me-closed-parking-300x153.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4156\" title=\"3-days-nights-weeks-months\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/3-days-nights-weeks-months.png\" alt=\"i spent days, nights, weeks searching for a space to park\" width=\"545\" height=\"621\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/3-days-nights-weeks-months.png 545w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/3-days-nights-weeks-months-263x300.png 263w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4157\" title=\"4-too-late\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/4-too-late.png\" alt=\"too late to park here, already full!\" width=\"544\" height=\"621\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/4-too-late.png 544w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/4-too-late-262x300.png 262w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4158\" title=\"5-too-expensive\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/5-too-expensive.png\" alt=\"too expensive. parking ticket\" width=\"543\" height=\"684\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/5-too-expensive.png 543w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/5-too-expensive-238x300.png 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 543px) 100vw, 543px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4159\" title=\"6-too-far-baalbeck\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/6-too-far-baalbeck.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"545\" height=\"523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/6-too-far-baalbeck.png 545w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/6-too-far-baalbeck-300x287.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4160\" title=\"7-Qoraytem-Map\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/7-Qoraytem-Map.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"542\" height=\"663\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/7-Qoraytem-Map.png 542w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/7-Qoraytem-Map-245x300.png 245w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4161\" title=\"8-beggar\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/8-beggar.png\" alt=\"beggar spot\" width=\"543\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/8-beggar.png 543w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/8-beggar-300x246.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 543px) 100vw, 543px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The person who comes up with the best solution will win &#8230; (<em>you guessed it) <\/em>an <strong>iPad*<\/strong>! That&#8217;s the only idea for a gift that brands seem to have these days. So that was my parking nag for today. Now, Bob Dylan has something to sing for you. Enjoy and have a lovely day! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Mr.-Tambourine-Man.mp3\">Mr. Tambourine Man<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\">* The iPad part is a joke of course.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . . . . . The person who comes up with the best solution will win &#8230; (you guessed it) an iPad*! That&#8217;s the only idea for a gift that brands seem to have these days. So that was my parking nag for today. Now, Bob Dylan has something to sing for you. 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