Football:<\/strong><\/p>\n– Girls, I’m so happy, Omar is taking me on a love trip to South Africa!<\/p>\n
– Wake up Nour! Haven’t you seen all the flags flying in the country?<\/p>\n
– What? I don’t see how this is related to our 2nd honeymoon…<\/p>\n
– But honey, you think it’s to celebrate globalization? Didn’t you know that the world cup is taking place in South Africa? Waka Waka Eh Eh, this time for Africa<\/p>\n
-Well yes, the colors of political parties have left place to sport preferences<\/p>\n
– Ya allah! And I who thought my husband was finally showing romanticism\u2026 So girls, who are you with?<\/p>\n
– It’s very simple: with Portugal for Cristiano, with England for David and with France for Thierry.<\/p>\n
Plastic surgery:<\/strong><\/p>\n– Hello dear, congrats on your new nose. You’re a true Lebanese woman now.<\/p>\n
– You will be amazing and blow minds away.<\/p>\n
– Yea right! Did you see how I look? And to think I have a marriage in less than a month!<\/p>\n
– Don’t worry, we’ve all been through this, it will deflate very fast. Believe me.<\/p>\n
– Plus Dr. Belissimo is really good, all my friends swear by him.<\/p>\n
– May God hear you! Next step, lifting of the eyes. Thanks for passing by girls!<\/p>\n
– Walaw, it’s the least we could do. We have to leave you now, we have to go admire Lama’s breasts, Sandra’s liposuction and Sandra’s bottox!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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