{"id":2328,"date":"2009-11-09T00:27:52","date_gmt":"2009-11-08T22:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/?p=2328"},"modified":"2009-11-09T00:27:52","modified_gmt":"2009-11-08T22:27:52","slug":"distance-is-relative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/distance-is-relative\/","title":{"rendered":"Distance is relative"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"9-just-kidding\"<\/p>\n

No matter what I do, I can’t seem to learn the exact limits of my car! And because 5 years ago a parking attendant told me to go back, and I trusted him and went back and ended up hitting the car behind me, I don’t ever trust parking attendants. But I know I need to work on this distance optical thing. Now I’m not sure if defining the car limits is really related to gender, but at least I’m fully aware that I do NOT know the limits of my car. \ud83d\ude42 And here’s a nice song to brighten up your Monday (More Than Words, Extreme), Enjoy! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n

(I MIGHT be slow in posting during this week because I have sooooo much to do [lecture+workshop-CC presentation-CCF exhibition- work], so please forgive me, I promise you’ll be on my mind all the time!)\u00a0So here’s another song to express the situation I’m in (Under Pressure, Queen & David Bowie)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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