{"id":175,"date":"2009-03-30T01:18:06","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T22:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/?p=175"},"modified":"2009-03-30T01:18:06","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T22:18:06","slug":"the-one-time-morning-excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/the-one-time-morning-excuse\/","title":{"rendered":"The one-time morning excuse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-176\" title=\"1-first-alarm-clock\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/1-first-alarm-clock.jpg\" alt=\"1-first-alarm-clock\" width=\"439\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/1-first-alarm-clock.jpg 439w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/1-first-alarm-clock-292x300.jpg 292w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 439px) 100vw, 439px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-177\" title=\"2-second-alarmclock\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2-second-alarmclock.jpg\" alt=\"2-second-alarmclock\" width=\"445\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2-second-alarmclock.jpg 445w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2-second-alarmclock-290x300.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 445px) 100vw, 445px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-178\" title=\"3-wake-up\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3-wake-up.jpg\" alt=\"3-wake-up\" width=\"441\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3-wake-up.jpg 441w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3-wake-up-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179\" title=\"4-excuse-idea\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/4-excuse-idea.jpg\" alt=\"4-excuse-idea\" width=\"428\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/4-excuse-idea.jpg 428w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/4-excuse-idea-300x246.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-181\" title=\"5-fake-un-knowledge1\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/5-fake-un-knowledge1.jpg\" alt=\"5-fake-un-knowledge1\" width=\"438\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/5-fake-un-knowledge1.jpg 438w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/5-fake-un-knowledge1-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-182\" title=\"6-really-daylight-saving-time\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/6-really-daylight-saving-time.jpg\" alt=\"6-really-daylight-saving-time\" width=\"445\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/6-really-daylight-saving-time.jpg 445w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/6-really-daylight-saving-time-290x300.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 445px) 100vw, 445px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Careful with the daylight saving time excuse though! Use at your own risk \ud83d\ude00<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Careful with the daylight saving time excuse though! Use at your own risk \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[53,323,426,770,773,1078,1275],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-stories","tag-alarm-clock","tag-daylight-saving-time","tag-excuse","tag-monday-morning","tag-morning","tag-snooze","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}