{"id":1655,"date":"2009-09-01T01:33:14","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T22:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/?p=1655"},"modified":"2009-09-01T01:33:14","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T22:33:14","slug":"chicken-on-the-menu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/chicken-on-the-menu\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicken on the menu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1653\" title=\"1-elevator-ads\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/1-elevator-ads.jpg\" alt=\"1-elevator-ads\" width=\"446\" height=\"797\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1654\" title=\"2-nandos-menu\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/2-nandos-menu.jpg\" alt=\"2-nandos-menu\" width=\"446\" height=\"511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/2-nandos-menu.jpg 446w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/2-nandos-menu-261x300.jpg 261w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1656\" title=\"3-am-i-reading-right\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3-am-i-reading-right.jpg\" alt=\"3-am-i-reading-right\" width=\"444\" height=\"551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3-am-i-reading-right.jpg 444w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3-am-i-reading-right-241x300.jpg 241w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1657\" title=\"4-vegetarian-menu\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/4-vegetarian-menu.jpg\" alt=\"4-vegetarian-menu\" width=\"444\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/4-vegetarian-menu.jpg 444w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/4-vegetarian-menu-265x300.jpg 265w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1658\" title=\"5-horrifying\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/5-horrifying.jpg\" alt=\"5-horrifying\" width=\"445\" height=\"513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/5-horrifying.jpg 445w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/5-horrifying-260x300.jpg 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 445px) 100vw, 445px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1659\" title=\"6-simply-explained\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/6-simply-explained.jpg\" alt=\"6-simply-explained\" width=\"446\" height=\"657\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/6-simply-explained.jpg 446w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/6-simply-explained-203x300.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1660\" title=\"7-who-writes-that\" src=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/7-who-writes-that.jpg\" alt=\"7-who-writes-that\" width=\"444\" height=\"527\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/7-who-writes-that.jpg 444w, https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/7-who-writes-that-252x300.jpg 252w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Until last year, I didn&#8217;t know copywriting was actually a job. Cases like this menu show how CRUCIAL it is to have all kinds of text written by professionals! I was very tempted to laugh about this sentence, it can really be interpreted in cynical ways, but I&#8217;m positive that&#8217;s not how they meant it. I think they meant that they love vegetarians as much as they love eating chicken. But it still wouldn&#8217;t make sense. If you know who wrote this, please, slap them for me. With this, I wish you a beautiful bright day! \ud83d\ude42 hasta ma\u00f1ana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[188,242,298,401,402,796,885,933,1033,1103,1223,1234],"class_list":["post-1655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-stories","tag-brochures","tag-chicken","tag-copywriting","tag-elevator","tag-elevator-ads","tag-nandos-new-menu","tag-peri-peri","tag-promotional-print","tag-sentence-structure","tag-spelling-mistake","tag-vegetarian","tag-vocabulary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayazankoul.com\/amalgam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}