If I were in charge…

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Maya Zankoul

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I was dreaming about how my perfect Lebanon would be. Can we survive without politicians and without the millions of lingerie billboards? Slowly I realized that what would be the perfect lebanon for me might be a nightmare for other Lebanese. Maybe it”s better to keep a mess as it is rather than complicating it more. It seems that those “problems” are so engrained in our lives that they have become an essential/constructive part. And that was the thought for today! 🙂 Have a great week!

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17 responses to “If I were in charge…”

  1. Wissam Avatar
    Wissam

    hahaha, you are too nice as a queen of leb.
    I want to be the dictator of Lebanon…
    lets just say it will be very different….
    wohahahahaha

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  2. nahil Avatar
    nahil

    if i was the queen, id order the same thing u did w id never abdicate.. kel wa7ad mesh 3ejbo yrou7 ytom 7alo b shi orne

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  3. Raëd Farhat Avatar
    Raëd Farhat

    Bayen rassme;
    bima2eno Ana men ktir zamen the king of Lebanon fakaret bi kel Hal osas w b2elik eno fi 7al… Bass the king is tired w ma ello jlede yechra7…
    Btw law ma chelte El tejj bel e5ir Ken Bade esdor amer e3ti2al bitehmit El 2en2ilemb..
    Entaha El bayen.
    The King
    emda2 toulo chi 10 mètres
    ma3 5atem a7mar ma byefham

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  4. nightS Avatar
    nightS

    Maya, you forgot one thing..that the “Lebanese People” can be “nasabeen” in any circumstances 😛 so don’t worry…i’m sure they’ll find another thing to take advantage from 😀
    Fa go ahead … be a queen..and send them off to nowhere 😀 (and get the electricity back)

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  5. Thierry B. Avatar
    Thierry B.

    Maya en reine 😀 😀 Palisante image… mais n’abdique pas, je veux voir ça en vrai !!!
    Et puis, y aurait-il autant de mécontents sous ton règne qu’actuellement ???

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  6. edualc Avatar
    edualc

    You need to remove the “Fragile” from the box, there are not at all fragile, especially the way they were handling people for the past 30 years:)

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  7. Christian Avatar
    Christian

    Hehehe nice one Mayoush 🙂

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  8. Lara Z Avatar
    Lara Z

    hahahahahaha u make a very funny queen

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  9. darinerachkidy Avatar
    darinerachkidy

    well i agree with the edualc about politicians fragility !!!
    i also agree with nightS about lebanese people ability to initiate and innovate social & fraternal problems …
    hummm i am really curious about it..
    let’s have u a queen for a period of time and i would like to see the possibilities / the wickedness of our people to encourage hate, pauvrety, theft, conspiracy… with or without the politicians presence we all blame and accuse…!!!

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  10. Tony Avatar
    Tony

    Perhaps we should keep wars so that the weapon dealers will keep on selling arms.. they have families to feed to?

    Anyway, did you ever consider that by doing that you would remove all the abusive private generators (that charge higher the more electricity is there?) and remove all the crappy advertising campaigns and replace them with professional perhaps advertising and marketing strategies

    As for the people getting lost without politicians, I’d say they are already lost, and perhaps they would be able to debate more important issues (as to keep you queen or not :P), well either way the capacity of Lebanese to adapt is very high.

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  11. Marillionlb Avatar
    Marillionlb

    Maya, why not a note on becoming supreme ruler of the universe (or God), I bet you can have many interesting angles to fill pagesand pages.

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  12. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    If I were in charge…

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  13. Mira Avatar
    Mira

    Hahahaha! very funny! Still… i think u should be the queen 🙂

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  14. Joe Avatar
    Joe

    You know the ad rationing has been an idea of mine as well. We really need it.

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  15. Jad Aoun Avatar
    Jad Aoun

    Absolutely funny! Though I agree with with edualc – that fragile sign has to go.

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  16. EZ Avatar
    EZ

    haha amazing 😀 to improve the country i think you should do just one thing…along with all vaccinations, a simple brain surgery to fix every fanatic and wannabe fanatic’s brains :D…then u’ll have a country !

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  17. Nino Frewat Avatar
    Nino Frewat

    very smart

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