Hello my darlings! I know I haven’t been updating you much–-I’ve been preparing some super-cool surprises that you will know about very soon… Meanwhile, here are the 2 latest comics for ELLE orientale that I haven’t updated you with for a while. [Click to enlarge]
And of course, the song of the day 🙂 Have a lovely Monday!
UPDATE: translations added:
Football:
– Girls, I’m so happy, Omar is taking me on a love trip to South Africa!
– Wake up Nour! Haven’t you seen all the flags flying in the country?
– What? I don’t see how this is related to our 2nd honeymoon…
– But honey, you think it’s to celebrate globalization? Didn’t you know that the world cup is taking place in South Africa? Waka Waka Eh Eh, this time for Africa
-Well yes, the colors of political parties have left place to sport preferences
– Ya allah! And I who thought my husband was finally showing romanticism… So girls, who are you with?
– It’s very simple: with Portugal for Cristiano, with England for David and with France for Thierry.
Plastic surgery:
– Hello dear, congrats on your new nose. You’re a true Lebanese woman now.
– You will be amazing and blow minds away.
– Yea right! Did you see how I look? And to think I have a marriage in less than a month!
– Don’t worry, we’ve all been through this, it will deflate very fast. Believe me.
– Plus Dr. Belissimo is really good, all my friends swear by him.
– May God hear you! Next step, lifting of the eyes. Thanks for passing by girls!
– Walaw, it’s the least we could do. We have to leave you now, we have to go admire Lama’s breasts, Sandra’s liposuction and Sandra’s bottox!
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