Hello my darlings! I know I haven’t been updating you much–-I’ve been preparing some super-cool surprises that you will know about very soon… Meanwhile, here are the 2 latest comics for ELLE orientale that I haven’t updated you with for a while. [Click to enlarge]

And of course, the song of the day Have a lovely Monday!

UPDATE: translations added:

Football:

- Girls, I’m so happy, Omar is taking me on a love trip to South Africa!

- Wake up Nour! Haven’t you seen all the flags flying in the country?

- What? I don’t see how this is related to our 2nd honeymoon…

- But honey, you think it’s to celebrate globalization? Didn’t you know that the world cup is taking place in South Africa? Waka Waka Eh Eh, this time for Africa

-Well yes, the colors of political parties have left place to sport preferences

- Ya allah! And I who thought my husband was finally showing romanticism… So girls, who are you with?

- It’s very simple: with Portugal for Cristiano, with England for David and with France for Thierry.

Plastic surgery:

- Hello dear, congrats on your new nose. You’re a true Lebanese woman now.

- You will be amazing and blow minds away.

- Yea right! Did you see how I look? And to think I have a marriage in less than a month!

- Don’t worry, we’ve all been through this, it will deflate very fast. Believe me.

- Plus Dr. Belissimo is really good, all my friends swear by him.

- May God hear you! Next step, lifting of the eyes. Thanks for passing by girls!

- Walaw, it’s the least we could do. We have to leave you now, we have to go admire Lama’s breasts, Sandra’s liposuction and Sandra’s bottox!

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In this month’s issue of ELLE Oriental, Nour, Ashley & Vanessa talk about their mothers.

in French [click to enlarge]

in Arabic [click to enlarge]

Thank you to all who gave me feedback about the languages! I’m definitely sticking to English, but will be considering the option of having the comics translated separately to Arabic!

And now, I wish you a beautiful fruitful day with The Doors’ Soul Kitchen

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