Distance is relative

1 parking assistance Distance is relative

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2 go back Distance is relative

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3 hit the car Distance is relative

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4 stop or continue Distance is relative

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5 i cant Distance is relative

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6 accident Distance is relative

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7 gloops Distance is relative

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8 zoom out Distance is relative

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9 just kidding Distance is relative

No matter what I do, I can’t seem to learn the exact limits of my car! And because 5 years ago a parking attendant told me to go back, and I trusted him and went back and ended up hitting the car behind me, I don’t ever trust parking attendants. But I know I need to work on this distance optical thing. Now I’m not sure if defining the car limits is really related to gender, but at least I’m fully aware that I do NOT know the limits of my car. icon smile Distance is relative And here’s a nice song to brighten up your Monday (More Than Words, Extreme), Enjoy! icon smile Distance is relative

[audio="http://www.mayazankoul.com/MUSIC/More Than Words.mp3"]

(I MIGHT be slow in posting during this week because I have sooooo much to do [lecture+workshop-CC presentation-CCF exhibition- work], so please forgive me, I promise you’ll be on my mind all the time!) So here’s another song to express the situation I’m in (Under Pressure, Queen & David Bowie)

[audio="http://www.mayazankoul.com/MUSIC/Under-Pressure.mp3"]

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24 Comments

  1. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Wlik rja7eh!!!! ;)

    Good one.

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  2. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 1:38 am | Permalink

    i meant: rja3eh

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  3. Bissextile
    Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    If there’s something I like more than your cute drawings, it’s gotta be your choice of music!
    Chapeau for both :D
    Cheers Maya ;)

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  4. TY
    Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    rja3… rja3… rja3… bas!! labadit!!

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  5. Thierry B.
    Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 9:28 am | Permalink

    I like this one :D :D

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  6. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    if you’re going slowly, don’t be afraid even if you hit the car behind you nothing will happen (Parisian people do it all the time) ! plus you have a small car :P rja3e w ma tkhafe lol

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  7. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    Volvo rje3 ;)

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  8. anonymous
    Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    definitely a gender problem!

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  9. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 10:37 am | Permalink

    hahahahaaha
    i wanna know who wrote the sexist comment ! -_-

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  10. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    hahahahahahahahah, raheeb!

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  11. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    Why do you think cars`have bumpers hein????? :)

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  12. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    Com on Maya, it’s easy to know the limits… Go back slowly, and when you slightly hit the car behind you, it means you have to stop…

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  13. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Maya it’s so me parking the stupid car and my french instructor going “Mais c’est bon là Paola, mets tes roues droites et vas-y doucement en marche arrière! Elle est loin la voiture!!!!!!!!”

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  14. mc
    Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    This summer, the parking attendant told me to go back, and I trusted him and went back and ended up hitting the …………… rock behind me :)

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  15. CMG
    Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

    Hit the car behind you – that’s what a bumper’s for! LOL.

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  16. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    hahhahaha that is the most thing i hate when someone is there to tell me how to park, i really park perfectly but the moment a ” man” starts telling me how to park i do it all wrong !!

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  17. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 7:37 pm | Permalink

    I’ve always had trouble with relative space recognition when driving, but then again even though I’m 25 I drive like an old man :P

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  18. EZ
    Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    mart el jei ana bsoffellek yeha ;p

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  19. Rami
    Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    “Now I’m not sure if defining the car limits is really related to gender”.

    My wife will make a claim that its “socially constructed”, and I will nod with my head (obviously in accordance)

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  20. Posted Monday, November 9, 2009 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    LOL
    Thx god you have a Yaris and not a YUKON LOLOLOL
    You have to practice it is easy!

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  21. darinerachkidy
    Posted Tuesday, November 10, 2009 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    the way ur pinching the parking attendant’s face …loollllll, …is he a jigolo or an old fat man…heheheheh

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  22. Posted Tuesday, November 10, 2009 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

    let me tell you how it is gender related, guys aren’t afraid of hitting the car in front of them or behind them :P hence distance is no longer relevant

    Moreover Maya, I once listened to an idiot who kept telling me to go back and I knew i shouldn’t anymore, but he nagged so much so I did, and the exhaust ended up falling down lol

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  23. Patria
    Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 at 9:22 am | Permalink

    Hahah! I sOOO love the attitude of the man! Ahama chi the eyes closed! Hafezo lal parking!

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  24. Posted Friday, November 13, 2009 at 12:41 am | Permalink

    Heh, mni7a, me and my friend, we have a dual imaginary scene for this kind of situation:

    Scene 1:
    Parking guy: rja3eh rja3eh rja3eh…
    *BOUV* (u hit the car behind u b ouwweh)
    Parking guy (3al reiyi2): eh bass!

    Scene 2:
    Parking guy: rja3eh rja3eh rja3eh…
    *BOUV* (u hit the car behind u b ouwweh)
    Parking guy: rja3eh rja3eh rja3eh
    You: wlek darabit, wein ba3d baddeh erja3?!
    Parking guy (3al reiyi2 kamein): darabit, bass ba3d ma ba3ajit.

    Hihihi, i *LOVE* the second scene :)

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