If I were in charge…

1 lebanon queen proclamation If I were in charge...

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2 shipment of leaders If I were in charge...

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3 shipment If I were in charge...

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4 worried If I were in charge...

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5 beirut is lost If I were in charge...

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6 end of electricity rationing If I were in charge...

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7 unemployment in lebanon If I were in charge...

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8 billboard quota If I were in charge...

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9 lingerie closing down If I were in charge...

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10 abdication If I were in charge...

I was dreaming about how my perfect Lebanon would be. Can we survive without politicians and without the millions of lingerie billboards? Slowly I realized that what would be the perfect lebanon for me might be a nightmare for other Lebanese. Maybe it’s better to keep a mess as it is rather than complicating it more. It seems that those “problems” are so engrained in our lives that they have become an essential/constructive part. And that was the thought for today! icon smile If I were in charge... Have a great week!

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17 Comments

  1. Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    hahaha, you are too nice as a queen of leb.
    I want to be the dictator of Lebanon…
    lets just say it will be very different….
    wohahahahaha

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  2. nahil
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 4:06 am | Permalink

    if i was the queen, id order the same thing u did w id never abdicate.. kel wa7ad mesh 3ejbo yrou7 ytom 7alo b shi orne

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  3. Raëd Farhat
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 4:39 am | Permalink

    Bayen rassme;
    bima2eno Ana men ktir zamen the king of Lebanon fakaret bi kel Hal osas w b2elik eno fi 7al… Bass the king is tired w ma ello jlede yechra7…
    Btw law ma chelte El tejj bel e5ir Ken Bade esdor amer e3ti2al bitehmit El 2en2ilemb..
    Entaha El bayen.
    The King
    emda2 toulo chi 10 mètres
    ma3 5atem a7mar ma byefham

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  4. Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 8:33 am | Permalink

    Maya, you forgot one thing..that the “Lebanese People” can be “nasabeen” in any circumstances :P so don’t worry…i’m sure they’ll find another thing to take advantage from :D
    Fa go ahead … be a queen..and send them off to nowhere :D (and get the electricity back)

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  5. Thierry B.
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    Maya en reine :D :D Palisante image… mais n’abdique pas, je veux voir ça en vrai !!!
    Et puis, y aurait-il autant de mécontents sous ton règne qu’actuellement ???

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  6. edualc
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 9:35 am | Permalink

    You need to remove the “Fragile” from the box, there are not at all fragile, especially the way they were handling people for the past 30 years:)

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  7. Christian
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    Hehehe nice one Mayoush :)

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  8. Lara Z
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 10:14 am | Permalink

    hahahahahaha u make a very funny queen

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  9. darinerachkidy
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    well i agree with the edualc about politicians fragility !!!
    i also agree with nightS about lebanese people ability to initiate and innovate social & fraternal problems …
    hummm i am really curious about it..
    let’s have u a queen for a period of time and i would like to see the possibilities / the wickedness of our people to encourage hate, pauvrety, theft, conspiracy… with or without the politicians presence we all blame and accuse…!!!

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  10. Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    Perhaps we should keep wars so that the weapon dealers will keep on selling arms.. they have families to feed to?

    Anyway, did you ever consider that by doing that you would remove all the abusive private generators (that charge higher the more electricity is there?) and remove all the crappy advertising campaigns and replace them with professional perhaps advertising and marketing strategies

    As for the people getting lost without politicians, I’d say they are already lost, and perhaps they would be able to debate more important issues (as to keep you queen or not :P ), well either way the capacity of Lebanese to adapt is very high.

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  11. Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm | Permalink

    Maya, why not a note on becoming supreme ruler of the universe (or God), I bet you can have many interesting angles to fill pagesand pages.

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 12:53 pm | Permalink

    If I were in charge…

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  13. Mira
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    Hahahaha! very funny! Still… i think u should be the queen :)

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  14. Joe
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

    You know the ad rationing has been an idea of mine as well. We really need it.

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  15. Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 7:37 pm | Permalink

    Absolutely funny! Though I agree with with edualc – that fragile sign has to go.

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  16. EZ
    Posted Monday, September 7, 2009 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    haha amazing :D to improve the country i think you should do just one thing…along with all vaccinations, a simple brain surgery to fix every fanatic and wannabe fanatic’s brains :D …then u’ll have a country !

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  17. Nino Frewat
    Posted Friday, April 9, 2010 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    very smart

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